Hello. Let’s start this month’s newsletter by giving a salute to an American icon, Michael Jackson. Like him or not, he made a tremendous impact on American pop culture as we know it today. I think I shared the sentiment of shock with millions of people upon learning of his passing. His 51st birthday was to be August 29th. So, here’s to you, King of Pop!
LITTLE-KNOWN FACTS ABOUT THE KING OF POP
1. Michael Jackson's favorite animated character was Pinocchio
2. When he was a child his favorite books included Rip Van Winkle & The Old Man and the Sea
3. Michael Jackson was very ticklish
4. Saint Vincent, an island in the
5. The singer once owned a boa constrictor called “Muscles”
6. As a youngster he used to put spiders in sister La Toyah’s bed
7. He played a scarecrow in The Wiz, a movie version of the Wizard of Oz
8. He has two stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (one for himself and one as part of the Jackson Five)
9. Quincy Jones nicknamed him “smelly” – a slang term similar to “funky”
10.
The Difference Between Women & Men….
1) Nicknames:
If Claire, Louise and Hannah go out for lunch, they will call each other Claire, Louise and Hannah. If Russell, John and Trevor go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as
2) Eating out: 
When the bill arrives, Russell, John and Trevor will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come their pocket calculators.
3) Bathrooms:
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. [A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.]
4) Arguments:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
5) Cats:
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, b
ut when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
6) Future:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
7) Success:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
8) Marriage:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
9) Dressing Up:
A lady will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the 'phone, read a book, and get the post. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
10) Offspring:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dental appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Now that you've smiled at least once today, it's your turn to give this newsletter to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle.) Give this newsletter to everyone you know.
We all need to SMILE.
HMMM … THINK ABOUT IT THIS WAY!
I had a root canal fixed … then I stopped brushing my teeth … INSANE!
I had my tires replaced … then I stopped filling them with air … RIDICULOUS!
I had my carpets shampooed … then I stopped vacuuming … BUT WHY?
I got over the flu … then I stopped taking my vitamins … HUH?
I had my car engine replaced … then I stopped changing my oil … ABSURD!
I had my hair dyed … then I stopped brushing my hair … FREAKY!
I had my spine aligned … then I stopped getting adjustments … WHAT?
Wait … why is this one TRUE of many patients? We just don’t get it!
Do you get it? We hope so! We have a difficult time explaining how important routine maintenance care is for your spine. Any yet, many patients ONLY come to see us when they’re hurting! Why would you wait to break down before taking care of your health? Keep your spine aligned!
Why would you stop maintaining anything that was fixed?
Maintenance is CRUCIAL to your CONTINUED HEALTH!!
After completing your initial treatment to correct your spine, speak
to your Chiropractor about routine maintenance for your continued health!
Your Health is your Most Important ASSET.
Take IT seriously.
We Do!
>>> FOOTBALL SEASON IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!<<<
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.
"I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
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***MY FINAL THOUGHTS***
P.S. Have a great August
Celebrate the month and your family’s health!
Cut this certificate out and present it to my office for your March Health Check Up.
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Give this certificate to your FRIENDS & LOVED ONES during the month of August and they’ll receive a FREE Health Evaluation at our office. We care about you and your loved ones and we don’t want to forget anyone, including the little ones. If you have a friend or family member that is currently “not” under our care, please take this certificate to them and have them call immediately. It’s FREE.
They are NO HIDDEN CHARGES and the purpose of this check up is to determine if they are a chiropractic candidate. As always, there are no guarantees we can help, but if we can, we want that chance. There is nothing more important than your HEALTH. If you need additional copies of this certificate, please call the office and we’ll send them to you-FIRST CLASS, or you can just pick them up at the front desk, on your next appointment. Just ask! You, your family members and your friends are always a top priority with us.
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Dr. Mace Richter
3691 Via Mercado, Ste.15
619.670.7500
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